“Take Me Home, Down Country Roads”

Barn Yellowish
Photo by: Jenni Keast

“Take Me Home, Down Country Roads”

Don’t be fooled by the name on the mailbox. “Lawrence” doesn’t live here anymore. Neither do his neighbors. Actually, it’s just their mailboxes that remain conspicuously empty. You see, when the bridge went out, so did the local U.S. postal delivery. So now Lawrence and all the rest of the folks living along this remote country road paved with tire-popping potholes must climb in their pickups and ride into town to retrieve their mail.

The town is down the road a spell—make that a long spell— past the Winnebago-sized red bull, the scolding chickens and, on this particular day, the carcass of a skunk being mercilessly picked over by a murder of crows. Three of them even managed to airlift the putrid corpse off the ground (giving new meaning to the term, “carrion baggage.”) Apparently, in these parts, crows aren’t particularly discriminating. But my nostrils were—the rank redolence of Pepe Le Pew lingered inside my car long after poor Pepe had passed his point of no return.

Red Bull
“I ain’t no Ferdinand, and you ain’t no bull whisperer … so stay back, lady.” (Photo by: Jenni Keast)

Such is country life in the northernmost parts of California. It’s a far cry from the intense realities of urban LA life that I had just left. While Topanga Canyon, from whence I came, is undeniably rural, it’s the carefully cultivated version. If you’re a well-heeled flower child with cosmic sensibilities and a hefty paycheck Topanga Canyon is the place to be. Be prepared: A starter shack here will set you back 1.5 million. Compensation: The views are killer, the beach (such as it is) is close by and you can dance naked in the moonlight while Chakra chanting, “I’m a goddess, watch me roar.”

But the views here in redneck country aren’t exactly shabby. (You might even find a few naked people rustling around in the woods, though the reasons for that would differ.) We also have our very own active volcano—just in case living under the continual threat of wildfires isn’t excitement enough. What’s most exciting is not having to pay an arm and a leg for a decent place to live—which for me is a charming “writer’s cottage” nestled among the trees. A view of the spectacular Cascade Mountain range and daily walks by the serene Sacramento River with its resident wildlife is a nice bonus … a gift from our Creator. As are the ever increasing number of artisan coffee houses and other LA-style indulgences that help lessen some of the cultural shock.

Really, it’s hard to complain about a town that’s only ten minutes from wherever you need to go (compared to driving an hour and a half to go a mere 30 miles), even if those particular places aren’t where a die hard urbanite would want to go. Most of these destinations are not exactly hipster magnets. And that’s fine by me. At this stage of my life, there’s not a single eatery or trendy boutique in sardine-packed, Bird scooter-strewn Santa Monica or Venice that’s worth being stuck in traffic for. Ditto with fighting for a parking space. As for living in those places at a whopping $2800 and up per month for a studio, I’ll pass, thank you very much.  I’ll happily visit, but live again in LA? No way.  The hymn is, Peace Like a River, not Peace Like a Packed Freeway.

Cowboy Chandalier
Cowboy Chandelier

To quote a recent Popular Science magazine article on the damaging effects of city life on the human psyche: “Cities are vibrant, stimulating places, but their residents live with mental illnesses at higher rates than the general population … in one experiment, scientists discovered that after being in nature people are less prone to rumination—the tendency to obsess over one’s mistakes and troubles that is a common feature of disorders like depression and anxiety.” In other words, more pavement … less peace.

I’d say these social scientists are onto something. For one, it’s far easier to create community here—not just because of geographical proximity but because people are just, well, friendlier. (Apparently my fellow Angelinos had the same yearning for connection—there are a surprising number of vexed-in-the-city transplants here.) Case in point. Within a week of being ensconced in my cottage, a tall drink of water—complete with bona fide cowboy boots and the smell of the range—came amblin’ up to me in a parking lot and began to ply his cowboy charms. Back in LA, this kind of bold overture would be considered “Me Too” trigger material. Here it was simply a case of a rugged Robert Duvall-ish cowpoke who, surmising that I wasn’t from around these parts, thought it might be a nice break from horse whispering to wrangle in a “date” with a city gal. I didn’t object. The moral here: Less lonely are the brave.

I like my man tall in the saddle … as long as I’m not around when he slumps over. (Translation: Don’t get hitched to an old cowboy.)  Photo by: Jenni Keast

As for the whole mental stability thing, well all I can say is that since landing here, I’ve had fewer “down days”, feel less dissociated and I haven’t caught myself, as the Popular Science article termed it, “ruminating” once. I’m leaving that particular activity to the friendly local neighborhood cows. They do it so well, and with far more productive results.

Those practical, mental health and relational benefits aside, there is a far more important reason that I made the decision to move to this particular city, in this particular part of the country. That reason will be revealed in upcoming posts and it may surprise you. I sure am being joyfully surprised … daily.

Stay tuned ….

grove of fruit trees
View from a friend’s barn  (Photo by: Jenni Keast)

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